He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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