Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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