party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
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I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
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You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss