I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He uses pillows to masturbate.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK