I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
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Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?