Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(614): View more from Ohio

Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?

(410): View more from Maryland

Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women

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(720): View more from Colorado

Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?

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(562): View more from California

If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up

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(623): View more from Arizona

Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.

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(703): View more from Virginia

high in an attic. pig roast in 10.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy

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(716): View more from New York

That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.

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(563): View more from Iowa

We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.

(339): View more from Massachusetts

Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.

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