Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Duck Duck Cougar?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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