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  I thought Christmas was going to come before I did

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!

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• (559): View more from California

  So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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  That depends on who this is.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs

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• (310): View more from California

  Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.

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• (415): View more from California

  Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.

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