Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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