David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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