you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
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That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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