don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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