do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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