and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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