Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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