gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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