their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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