It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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