There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
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He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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