well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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