my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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