But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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