butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
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Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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