Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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