It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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