Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
