Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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