In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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