this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
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