I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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