From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
tell me about the fingering
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