I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
