1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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