GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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