All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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