I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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