I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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