We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
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