i barfeds in our rink
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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