I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm really busy with my period
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