I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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