I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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