I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
You've changed since you got that strap on
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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