He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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