We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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