Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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He passed out mid-signature
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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