We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
false alarm. still invincible.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
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I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
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THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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