I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Say something about gay babies.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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