I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
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This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
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