Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
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We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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