this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
How's work?
Spinning.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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