FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
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The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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