the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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