my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
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that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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