paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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