Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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