Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
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What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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