happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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