Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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