There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
