mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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