Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
jump out the window naked night went bad
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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