Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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