That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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